Dear A. P. U. S. H.
I hate you.
You cram so much useless knowledge in my head.
The truth of the matter is,
The guys that run our country don't do a whole lot.
They tell other people what to do,
Then take the shit when those people do it wrong.
Hell of job, right?
Give me an essay to write about how much America sucks vs. how much it rocks,
I will get an A PLUS!!!
You know the term right?
A PLUS??
Sounds kind of like APUSH,
only no one in that class can achieve an A plus.
Because no one in their right mind wants to spend their life assessing and interpreting every shit some dead white guy shat in an attempt to make sense of history.
I just don't care.
Sincerely,
Alison :)